The Best Egg Times New York Saturday, July 11, 2015 3 pages ten cents Al Capone Strikes Again! Six members of the North side Irish gang murdered in Warehouse at Dickens and Clark in Lincoln Park, Chicago, Illinois Millosh Andulajevic millosh.andulajevic@bestegg.com On Thursday morning of February 14 th, six members of the North side Irish gang were murdered in a garage within a Warehouse at Dickens and Clark in Lincoln Park, Chicago. The members were found dead early in the morning at around 10:30 am when police officers from Chicago s 36 th district arrived to the scene. The six members were identified as Albert Weinshank, John May, Adam Heyer, James Clark and the two brothers Frank and Peter Gusenberg. Police did find a seventh victim that was identified as Reinhardt Schwinner, who, according to an anonymous witness was an optometrist who loved the thrill of being a partial gang member. There were multiple witnesses who said the exact same thing that AL Capone s men stormed in! They seemed that they really wanted something from that building! Another bystanders gave the statement that it was the police were behind everything! They came in guns blazing! It seems the police are the one to blame for this! It is said that police have given a statement that they had nothing to do with this massacre. It is all a fake story! At this point in time, no new evidence about who killed the seven members of the North Side gang, let alone prove that Al Capone s gang was behind any of this. More information concerning these murders are soon to come.
Is the American Dream really achievable? I s the American Dream truly achievable? The American Dream is something everyone in this nation wants to reach. We talked to a few who have reached that American Dream life, and hear what they have to say about that life. The American dream life is great, you can do and have anything in the world, say Tom Buchanan. His wife however, has a completely different opinion saying the american dream life is boring, because you have everything. Some say money can buy you everything, but can it really? Just recently James Gatz, more known as Jay Gatsby has died. Mr. Gatsby known for throwing out of the world parties in his million dollar mansion, was living the American Dream. or so we thought. I was presented with some anonymous information from an insider, someone who was close to Mr.Gatsby. It was revealed that although Mr.Gatsby was living the American dream, he was unhappy. The American Dream is all about becoming rich, not about being happy. To become rich you either had to inherit the fortune, or be lucky enough to be granted the steps to lead you to the top. Sadly most people don t have that ability right now. The steps being laid out for you to reach the American Dream is to unrealistic. Many have even said that just because they have reached the American Dream, they just are not happy. So is it really worth risking it all for the American Dream, or to be happy. The choice is your, but personally, I would be happy rather than live the American Dream. Business T o solve any problem, you ve got to take the initiative to start somewhere. Success comes from patience, hard work, perseverance, and lots of research. Thirty year old stock market expert, Nick Carraway, specializes in the business industry. Carraway announced, there is a very simple concept to building your way up. Your future, the tip of the tower, can only stand tall and strong if a you have a good and steady foundation. Mr. Carraway said that getting out of your comfort zone is one of the most efficient methods of climbing the business industry. Mr.Carraway shared us his story of how he left home in the midwest to come along to West Egg in order to pursue his goal of the American Dream. To become rich and famous, I took that one step. says Carraway. I went alone to a party, something I ve never done before, and talked to one person; the one and only, Jay Gatsby. Ever since then, my business opportunites went through the roof! It was a free trip to becoming a millionaire! It is that easy. Just get out, take that plunge, and get rich. So what are you all waiting for? Get out there and become the next Nick Carraway, and live your life wealthy! Sports D ishonesty at her finest! Allegedly, the american star golfer, Jordan Baker has been accused and founded of cheating in her previous golf tournament on February 14th, 1929. Officials had been involved when other competitors overheard her on the phone announcing to an individual by the name of Daisy Buchanan that I can t believe I am in first place so far! Even though I cheated, it still is fun! said golfer Ashley Wilson. As the fact that Jordan had cheated throughout the entire tournament was founded by the 18th hole, according to witnesses, all the competitors looked furious! It seemed that the crowd was going to start a riot! I can t believe one of my ideals did this! said a golf fan by the name of John Bush. Officials later have discovered that the weight of Jordan Baker s golf balls were too light from the mandatory weight. Competitor Edith Cummings had stated that Mrs. Baker had seemed too confident in winning. I am a very confident golfer myself, but I was never as confident as she was. This brought major suspicion by all the competitors. More information on the consequences that Jordan will suffer with soon come. -Millosh Andulajevic
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For any other questions, comments, or concerns, contact Yutaek Hwang at 212-123-4567. Works Cited Millosh s Work Cited "Adherents.com." The Golf 100: Ranking the Greatest Golfers of All Time. N.p., n.d. Web. 10 July 2015. "Massacre Victim's Stats." Massacre Victim's Stats. N.p., n.d. Web. 09 July 2015. "Reinhardt Schwimmer (1990 1929): The Unluckiest Optician." Reinhardt Schwimmer (1990 1929): The Unluckiest Optician. N.p., n.d. Web. 10 July 2015. Rosenberg, Jennifer. "St. Valentine s Day Massacre." N.p., n.d. Web. 09 July 2015. "Say It Ain't So, Joe: 10 Infamous Sports Cheating Scandals HowStuffWorks." HowStuffWorks. N.p., n.d. Web. 10 July 2015. "St. Valentine s Day Massacre." History.com. A&E Television Networks, n.d. Web. 10 July 2015. "The St. Valentine's Day Massacre." Tribunedigital chicagotribune. N.p., 14 Feb. 2014. Web. 09 July 2015. "Golf News Updates Polara." Golf News Updates Polara. N.p., n.d. Web. 10 July 2015. Yutaek s Work Cited "1920's Homes including Prices." Examples of Houses for Sale in the 1920s with Photos, Prices and Descriptions. N.p., 2004. Web. 10 July 2015. "New York White Pages." Free Phone Books in New York, New York (NY). N.p., n.d. Web. 11 July 2015.