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A Brush with My Brain A travelling exhibition of paintings and drawings by 18 Tasmanians living with an acquired brain injury. At the Deloraine District Hospital for July and August. ST. GILES WALK WITH ME SATURDAY 17 TH, SEPTEMBER Walk with Me is an event planned by Ability First Australia and its affiliate members, to raise awareness of people living with disabilities in our community. The aim of Walk with Me is to raise funds for respite care for people living with disabilities. All money raised in Tasmania goes to St. Giles. Walk with Me is a 2km walk through designated streets in Launceston. Should the Rotary Club of Deloraine organise a team to participate?? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? COMMUNITY NEWS INTERNATIONAL PIANIST ROMAN RUDNYTSKY Saturday 27 th August Gallery 9, Deloraine 7.30pm $15 Concession $20 Adults $10 Child Presented by Arts Deloraine Roman is an internationally active concert pianist of Ukrainian background whose frequent performances take him all over the world. Giant Steps Ball 13 th August at the Grand Chancellor Hotel, Launceston For tickets phone Linda or Lisa on 6336 5633 APPIN HALL Children s Foundation Concert and Silent Auction Saturday 17 th September, 2011at the Burnie Town Hall 7.00p.m. Tickets $40.00 Available from Burnie Arts & Function Centre Box Office or www.burniearts.net Do you know of a community event / function that Rotarians should be aware of. This page will be devoted to Community Announcements - it s up to you to ensure that it is kept filled. Please advise PP Ann of details. THE ROTARY CLUB OF DELORAINE INC. Chartered 5 th March, 1957 Assembly: Bush Inn Hotel ~~ Tuesday 6.15 for 6.30p.m. WEEKLY BULLETIN Reach Within to Embrace Humanity BOARD OF DIRECTORS 2011-2012 President... Andrew Johnston Immediate Past President... Tim Biggs President Elect & Club Service.. Annette Viney Secretary... Roy Axelsen Treasurer... Bev Ritchie Vocational Service... Peter Griffin New Generations... Maree Matanle Community Service... Paul Bowman International Service... Rob van der Elst Membership & PR... Mike Muller Tasmanian Craft Fair... John Dare

Rotary Club of Deloraine Inc. Volume 56 No. 5 9 th August, 2011 Tonight 16 th August Chairman: Tony Wadley John Christie Toast: Aamir Mahmood David Andrews Sergeant: Paul Bowman Paul Bowman Corporal: Mike Yard Bob Loone Heads & Tails: Bob Loone Daryl Blair Meet & Greet: Gayle Gerrard Robert Thomas President s Table: John Bennett Michael Bennett Mike Muller Tony O Mullane Attendance: John Tabor John Tabor Programmes: 9 th August Niecy Brown Windows on Deloraine 16 th August Club Assembly 23rd August Nick Wilson World Water Ski Challenge Strahan 30 th August Rod Wiley and Hans Gartzke Meander Valley FM TCF Involvement Family of Rotary: Birthday: Robert Thomas (12 th August) Leave of Absence: John Christie (14 th Aug.), John Robertson (24 th Aug.) Pat Woods (30 th September) Sickness: Rtn Geoff Woods is recovering in Hobart Private Hospital after surgery last Wednesday. He would like to thank everyone for their Get Well wishes. They are much appreciated Rtn Maree Matanle's husband Peter, is resting at home after surgery last Monday for bowel cancer. To any other Rotarians and members of their families who are on the sick list, we send our best wishes. Bulletin Information Information for Weekly Bulletins is sought from ALL Rotarians. Information should be given to one of the Committee Members (Peter Willis, Isabelle Vescovo, Lesley Dare, Geoff Woods or Annette Viney), or emailed aaxelsen@tassie.net.au or faxed 6362 3160 to PP Ann Axelsen. Information should be submitted by the Sunday. WHAT S HAPPENING & WHEN AUGUST Tuesday 9 th Niecy Brown Windows on Deloraine Board Meeting Thursday 11 th Craft Fair Committee Meeting Tuesday 16 th Club Assembly Friday 19 th TASTA Awards (Hobart) Saturday 20 th Guess Who s Coming to Dinner Tuesday 23 rd Nick Wilson World Water Ski Challenge Wednesday 24 th Inner Wheel Meets Tuesday 30 th Rod Wiley & Hans Gartzke Meander Valley FM SEPTEMBER Monday 5 th Tuesday 6 th Tuesday 13 th Cocktail Party at Rotary Pavilion Melbourne Cup Tour Meeting transferred to Monday 5 th September District Governor Peter Murfetts visit (This will be a partners night) OCTOBER Saturday 8 th & Sunday 9 th Proposed trip to Hobart to see MONA (TBC) NOVEMBER Friday 4 th Monday 7 th Tasmanian Craft Fair Friday 4 th Cocktail Party & Official Opening TCF DECEMBER Saturday 10 th FEBRUARY Sunday 26 th Christmas Party Family Day at Ross MARCH Friday 16 th Friday 30 th Sister Club Exchange with the Philippines visit from Philippines Club(s) (TBC) MAY Saturday 26 th & Sunday 27 th District Conference Late May Deloraine Rotary Club Sister Club Exchange with the Philippines (TBC) Into every life some rain must fall usually when your car windows are down.

SOCIAL / FELLOWSHIP NEWS GUESS WHO S COMING TO DINNER Saturday 20 th August If you are planning to take part in Guess Who s Coming to Dinner on 20 th August, and have not yet indicated on the sheet that has been circulating, please make it a matter of urgency to contact PP Lesley and advise her accordingly. PP Lesley will advise those taking part of the venue that they will need to be at on the designated day!! POT LUCK Saturday night at the Dare s home, saw a number of Rotarians and partners gather for a Pot Luck meal. It is believed that this was a good night perhaps next week we may have a report and photographs to show you what you missed out on!! Don t Forget Legends of the Cup Cocktail Party at Rotary Pavilion Monday 5 th September Do you have any ideas for Social functions contact either PP Lesley or Rtn Maree, and pass your suggestions on. Queensland Flood Appeal Last week, PDG Ted Richey signed a Memorandum of Understanding between Rotary Tasmania and representatives from the Rotary Club of Towoomba East and Lockyer Valley Regional Council. This is the money raised ($900,000) in Tasmania for the Queensland Flood Appeal. It will be used to build a community centre in Murphys Creek. There once was a cow called Daisy Who drove her milker crazy, She kicked the pail And never would fail. You can t say Daisy was lazy. COMMITTEE INFORMATION MEETINGS Tuesday 9 th August New Generations Committee Board Meeting Thursday 11 th August Craft Fair Committee 7.00pm at Rotary Pavilion Meeting of Tuesday 6 th September will be transferred to Monday 5 th September, which will be at Rotary Pavilion for The Legends of the Cup Tuesday 13 th September DG Peter s visit. This will be a partners night. News from Treasurer Good news for Rotarians!! Last week Treasurer Bev distributed Invoices for subs. Subs for this Rotary year have been set at $155.00. If you were absent, don t worry your Invoice is on its way!! Rotarians can pay their subs in one lump sum, or they can pay half year (ie now and in January). If you wish to pay your subs electronically, Bank details are included on your invoice please remember to include you name!! VOCATIONAL SERVICE Group Study Exchange (GSE) Rotarians are advised that there will be 1 GSE Team going out this Rotary Year (approx April 2012) to Ontario/Canada. It is expected that selection for Team Leader and Team Members will be held in October. If you would like to know more information about GSE, then speak to Vocational Service Director PP Peter Griffin. COMMUNITY SERVICE Director PP Paul advised at last weeks meeting that the B o a r d h a d d i s c u s s e d contributing funds to Inner Wheel, to assist with the upgrading of the Mezzanine Floor at the Community Complex. This will enable IW to use the area during the Craft Fair for refreshments for Rotarians, guests, judges, etc. The Board has agreed to assist with funding, on the condition that the Meander Valley Council also contribute to this project. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose--until you lose.

ROTARY INFORMATION PAUL P HARRIS CHILDHOOD Paul P. Harris was born to George and Cornelia Harris on 19 April, 1868 in Racine, Wisconsin, USA. George endeavored to support his family as a smallbusinesses owner, but he often relied on his father for financial assistance -- so much so that in July 1871, Harris and his older brother, Cecil, were sent to live with their paternal grandparents in Wallingford, Vermont. Harris later wrote, Of all charges which might have been made against George and Cornelia, parsimony would have stood the least chance. They were both royal spenders. Harris was raised by his grandparents, seeing his parents only on the few occasions when they attempted to reunite the family. He grew to revere the family values that characterised the You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies. INNER WHEEL NEXT MEETING 24 th AUGUST At the British Hotel 6.30 for 7.00p.m. Apologies to Robin Dixon 6362 2160. New England of his youth. In October 1928, when he returned to his boyhood home for the charter night celebration of the Rotary Club of Wallingford, he proclaimed, Much that there is in Rotary today can be traced back to the good old New England family table. He was a mischievous child and an itinerant student. He "had no objection to reading assuming that the reading be something sensible" and "did not consider Pilgrim s Progress nor Plutarch s Lives in that category," Harris later recalled. He attended primary school in Wallingford and secondary school in Rutland, where he often played pranks and skipped class. He also attended Black River Academy in Ludlow but was expelled after only a few weeks. JULY ATTENDANCE 2 nd July 68.1% 12 th July 63.6% 19 th July 65.9% 27 th July 54.8% Average monthly attendance 63.1% You can help to increase our monthly attendance percentage. If you are unable to attend our weekly dinner meeting, why not make-up at another Rotary Club. Let s see if we can increase Augusts percentage to 70!! Members of our committee are available to attend your Rotary Club meeting to address or answer any questions you may have. Please let me know if you would like someone to attend your meeting as soon as possible. I look forward to your early positive response with regard to this request. Regards Rotarian Ray Ware Rotary Club Of Kingston Follow Rob and Mick s voyage on www.followtheyellowboatroad.com A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York City. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He hops on the Internet and searches Google and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

YELLOW BOAT ROAD Rotarians should be aware that, Microsoft Founder, Bill Gates and his wife Melinda, through their Foundation, have pledged $355 million toward the eradication of polio if Rotary can raise $200 million by June 30 th, 2012. Rotary has raised $161 million but needs to raise another $39 million to fulfil its share of the agreement, then the world shall be free at last of polio. Tasmanian Rotarian Rob Pennicott and his fellow skipper Mick Souter are currently circumnavigating Australia in his 2x5.4m Naiad ribs (18ft dinghies) The Yellow Boats - to raise awareness to the eradication of polio and raise much needed funds along the way. They are expected to arrive in Hobart waters towards the end of August. Local Rotary Clubs and Rob s staff at Pennicott Wilderness Journeys intend to assemble a flotilla of yachts and boats to greet Rob off Bruny Island and other points along the Derwent River to escort him to Constitution Dock where the Official Welcome to Hobart shall be held. Rob has been thrilled by the response of Rotary Clubs and the general public at each port of call thus far and has already raised in excess of $126,000 for this great cause. The intention of this letter is to request each Rotary Club to SPREAD THE WORD amongst all Rotarians, families and friends who own boats that they may be part of the Official Welcoming Flotilla by purchasing a Registration Pack which amongst other items will contain the Official Follow The Yellow Boat Road pennant to attach to their boats. The pack is available at a cost of $50 by contacting Ray Ware on 0407 982 282 or ray.ware@bigpond.com All profits from the sale of the Registration Packs will go to the cause. We will keep Rotary Clubs posted on Rob s progress (which of course is subject to weather conditions) and advise as soon as we have a definite arrival date, assembly points will also be advised prior to his arrival. WILDWOOD Community Action Grant On behalf of the Club and the Wildwood sub-committee, an application for a grant for the Wildwood was submitted. This had to be finished by July 31 st for the closing day 1 st August, 2011. The process was started by PP Tim and finished with a lot of help from Stuart Brownlie of Meander Valley Council (and a Westbury Rotarian). The hope is for a grant of $14,000 to pay for an excavator to clear a large are of dead and rotting willows, with subsequent planting of appropriate plants. Also to clear some of the willows along the river bank to stabilize it. The grant people are interested in WONS (Weeds Of National Significance), that is willows and gorse. Also keen on helping endangered species quolls and barn owls. The fact that the Club has a record of achievement extending over 50 years, will help our application. If successful, we are expected to organise some working bees, hopefully with some of the other groups that use the area. Looking back, it was this Rotary Club that initiated the clearing of the river bank, which is now such an attractive feature of the town. We were assisted by Apex, Lions and other interested groups and this was followed up by the Council. Also the Rotary Park area with support from Inner Wheel. Marc Smith Wildwood A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."