FL-2D HARBOR CITY WINGS MELBOURNE, FLORIDA August 2010 GOLD WING ROAD RIDERS ASSOCIATION Chapter Director Comments: I d like to start my article with a thank you to Ric and Madelena Buck and Dana Voight for putting on an informative Officer Certification Program (OCP) training course. As officers, we were required to attend one before the end of August. I was a little apprehensive of having to go but in the end I m glad we did. The training is meant to put the whole GWRRA organization on the same playing level. I would encourage any member to attend. With Wing Ding and OCP, the month was a little short for getting more rides and kick tires in. Next month looks a little better for the chapter to ride more. Rusty s at the port was a great lunch ride. We joked with the waitress that we planned on staying for dinner. They do have a nice view of the boats coming in and out of the port. Jason s is always a popular kick tire gathering place. We took over. Chapter members kept showing up. That s the way I like to meet. I had so much fun going from table to table (we had half the tables lined up and still had to use tables separately for the late comers). It felt like a big family reunion. Meetings - First Tuesday of each Month Currently meeting at : MeMaws on Babcock in Palm Bay. Eat, Chat and Mingle at 6:00pm. Meeting starts at 7:00 pm CONTENTS: Directors Comments pg. 1,2 GWRRA Events pg. 3 Rider Safety pg. 4 Birthdays/Anniversaries pg. 5 Meeting pg. 6 Lunch Ride pg. 8 Sale Items pg. 13 Advertisers pg. 14 Sponsors Ads. pg. 15 NATIONAL, REGIONAL & DISTRICT TEAM DIRECTOR Mike Stiger REGION A DIRECTORS Bob & Nan Shrader FLORIDA DISTRICT DIRECTORS Bill & Gina Berry 863-860-4484 CHAPTER FL2-D STAFF CHAPTER DIRECTORS Charlotte & Mike Mercer 321-951-1054 ASST. CHAP. DIRECTORS Mo & Deb Dalton 321-728-2908 CHAPTER EDUCATORS Mike & Pat Duquette 321-984-1472 ASST. CHAPTER EDU. Ray & Diane Mercier TREASURER Joanne Davies 321-254-8079 SUNSHINE LADY Rachel Moyer 321-951-0301 NEWSLETTER EDITOR Richard Mitts 321-952-4487
As a last note I would like to thank Lois McManus for volunteering to put the chapter phone tree together. Until next month. Ride Long & Safe harlotte ercer Chapter Director There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager. "Some nut out there wants to buy half a grapefruit..." he began, and, suddenly realizing that the customer had entered the office behind him, continued, "... and this lovely lady would like to buy the other half." The manager was impressed with the way the clerk amicably resolved the problem and they later started chatting. "Where are you from?" asked the store manager. "Lancaster, Pennsylvania," replied the clerk, "home of ugly women and great hockey teams." "Oh, my *WIFE* is from Lancaster," challenged the manager. Without skipping a beat, the clerk asked, "What team was she on?" 2
2010 FLORIDA GWRRA EVENTS (July 20, 10) Aug 21 FL1-A Pirate Feast Rally Tampa Aug 28-29 Officer Certification Program Land O Lakes Sep 16 18 Region A Rally Eufaula, AL Oct. 2 FL1-H Poker Run Daytona Oct. 9 FL1-X Chapter Rally Orange Park Oct 14 16 Mississippi District Rally Tupelo, MS Oct 24 FL1-M Bowling Event Clearwater Oct. 30 FL1-H2 Halloween Harvest Fun Day Orlando Nov. 6 FL1-D Green Frog Getaway Pensacola Nov. 13 FL1-L2 Poker Run & Fun Day Wesley Chapel Dec. 11 FL1-S Mingle & Jingle Zephyrhills 2011 FLORIDA GWRRA EVENTS Jan 15 FL2-L Mardi Gras Rally Lakeland GWRRA MOTTO: Friends For Fun, Safety and Knowledge An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" 3
Safety Educator AND NOW A WORD FROM CAPTAIN SAFETY T-CLOCK T-CLOCK T-CLOCK HI EVERYONE. LETS TALK ABOUT THE IM- PORTANCE OF CHECKLISTS. PAT AND I FLEW TO MICHIGAN LAST MONTH, OUR FLIGHT WAS DELAYED FOR AWHILE AND I WATCHED THE PILOT (WE WERE SITTING UP CLOSE TO THE COCKPIT) AS HE WAS GOING THROUGH A CHECKLIST OF SOME KIND. HE WAS TALKING TO THE GATE PERSONNEL, MAINTENANCE PEOPLE, AND HIS CO-PILOT. I WAS WONDER- ING WHAT WAS GOING ON. WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE PLANE OR WHAT! WELL AS IT TURNED OUT THE MAINTENANCE PER- SON DID NOT SIGN OFF ON THE REPAIR WORK THAT WAS DONE, SO THE PILOT S CHECK LIST WAS NOT COMPLETE AND HE WAS NOT LEAV- ING UNTIL IT WAS. ALL WENT WELL AND WE ARRIVED ONLY 40 MINUTES LATE. CHECK LISTS ARE IMPORTANT AND NOT DOING THEM PROPERLY OR COMPLETELY COULD GET YOU INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. EVEN BUILDING A RACECAR EVERY NUT AND BOLT HAS TO BE CHECKED BEFORE IT CAN GO ONTO THE TRACK; A DRIVER COULD BE AT RISK NOT TO MENTION A LOT OF OTHERS DRIVERS AND SPECTATORS. SO MANY JOBS HAVE CHECK LISTS AND IF NOT DONE PROPERLY THE RAMIFICATIONS COULD BE A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. WE SEE IT ALL THE TIME IN TRAFFIC SITUA- TIONS, CAR RECALLS, AND THE SPACE COAST WITH THE SHUTTLES. IN THE SAME WAY, THE MILITARY HAS TO DOT EVERY I AND CROSS EVERY T OR A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AT RISK. EVEN AS MOTORCYCLISTS, WE HAVE A RE- SPONSIBILITY TO OURSELVES AND OTHERS TO NOT ONLY RIDE RESPONSIBLY BUT TO CHECK OUR BIKES TO MAKE SURE EVERY- THING IS MECHANICALLY SOUND TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY. I M SURE OUR CO- RIDERS WOULD AGREE. SO WE NEED TO USE THE TOOLS WE HAVE, NOT JUST THE ONES IN THE TOOL BOX, BUT THE FORM CALLED THE T- CLOCK CHECK LIST THAT RIDE EDUCATORS PASS OUT AT MEETINGS. IT CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED FROM THE NATIONAL, RE- GION, AND DISTRICT WEB SITES. SO LETS ALL DO A T-CLOCK AND CHECK THE MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE IN THE OWN- ERS MANUAL. WE SHOULD CHECK OUR- SELVES OUT TO. TAKE OUR MEDICA- TIONS, GET OUR CHECKUPS, AND WE WILL ALL BE A LOT BETTER OFF BECAUSE OF IY. LETS BE SAFE OUT THERE. THANK YOU. MIKE AND PAT DUQUETTE SR. RIDE EDU- CATORS RAY AND DIANE MERCIER ASST. RIDE EDU- CATORS T-CLOCK CHECK : Tires and wheels, Controls, Lights and electrics, Oil and fluids, Chassis, Kickstand. 4
Birthday s Anniversaries 8/8 Garry & Shirley Wunderlick 8/12 Harold & Debbie Brown 8/16 Joanne & Charlie Davies 8/6 Gale Furthmiller 8/13 Bob Bickman 8/30 Trish Rudden A fire started in the grasslands close to a farm. The county fire department rushed to the scene, but the fire was more than they could handle. Someone suggested calling the volunteer fire department. Despite some doubt that they would be of any assistance, they were called. The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The firefighters jumped from the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the centre of the fire and leaving two parts which were easily put out. As the farmer watched all this, he was impressed and grateful that his house and farm had been spared. He quickly got his chequebook and donated $1000 to the volunteer fire department. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain how they planned to use the funds. The captain replied, "The first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes on our fire truck fixed!" They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we re not using it anymore. 5
Chapter Meeting @ MeMaw s 6
7
Gathering at the Front Street Park You have to pay to ride with Pat but she is cheap.. only cost a quarter! 8
Looks like a study hall! 9
After all that...we stopped for ice cream on the way home! 10
11
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The 10 Commandments The real reason that we can t have the ten Commandments posted in a government building is this You cannot post; Thou Shalt Not Steal Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery And Thou Shall Not Lie In a building full of politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. A special thanks to our members who submit articles. We love the support and the good information. Send them to Richard Mitts rm32904@yahoo.com May I have your attention please!... A Very Special Thanks to Charlie Davies and Joanne Davies. They take this publication, make it web ready, and then put it on our Web Site. Without them, we would not be able to enjoy this on our 12
MEMBER ITEMS FOR SALE Available for Ad 13
PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS, THEY MAKE THIS NEWSLETTER POSSIBLE 725-8151 14