The staff infection STAFF TRAINING, Contents: By 2016 Staff

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1 The staff infection STAFF TRAINING, 2016 By 2016 Staff Contents: Page 2 Gossip Page 3 Horoscopes Page 4 Polls Page 5 Did you know? Page 6 Short Story Pages 7 Camp history Page 8-9 Riddles Page 10- Comic Page 11 Staff page

2 Gossip Jimmy s favorite color is mauve Josh s hair is secretly a wig Kanye has never pooped In his past life, Will was a cat, thus creating his obsession with the musical Cats Two years ago, Cameron was bit by a radioactive goat and became GOATMAN Marty is secretly a 37 year old man Kimi s last name is correctly pronounced Kerr Josh, widely known for his dainty eating habits, picked them up while living under a royal Dutch family s floorboards Gen imports her eyebrows from Indonesia Corrine is secretly hiding Daulton in Art s shed

3 Horoscopes Aries: You will make a new best friend this summer Taurus: You will go beyond what you thought you could achieve this summer Gemini: You will get poison ivy and encounter a dog Sagittarius: You will face a new fear this summer Cancer: Something special will happen to you during the waning crescent phase of the moon during week 4 Capricorn: Something wacky will happen the night you eat corn Pisces: You will go swimming somewhere other than the pool Leo: You will help Gillian fight Smokey (we heard to go for the throat) Libra: Your poison ivy will go away during week 3 and you will read a history book Aquarius: You will catch a fish this summer and eat your favorite dessert Scorpio: You will discover a skeleton in someone s closet Virgo: You will be the prettiest princess during Disney week

4 Polls How many staff members prefer the Bath House to the Rice Hall? 59.3% How many staff members prefer the song 500 miles by The Proclaimers over 1,000 miles by Vanessa Carlton? 52.2% How many staff members prefer BP2/Wilderness to Day Camp? 59.3%

5 Did you Know? 1. The singer Meatloaf's real name is Michael Lee Aday 2. 37th President William Howard Taft was so fat he once got stuck in a bathtub 3. Jupiter s moon, Europa, has the highest chance of having microbial life in our solar system next to Earth 4. The Sombrero galaxy has a Super-massive Black hole at it s core 5. Sky has an obsession with Lil Jon 6. The California red woods can not easily preserve fossil evidence, which is why there is no Big Foot.

6 Short Story Just the other day, I met a man. Once I saw him, he said hello to me. He jumped through a burning snail hospital to save all the snails. None of them lived, he just jumped through it. Curious, I asked his name. Everybody else knew who he was. Now, I know. And his name is

7 Shankitunk History 1927: Camp opened with 41 members attending. Virginia Ostrich of Walton won a free week at camp. She named the camp Shankitunk, meaning woody place. 1933: a week at camp only cost $7 1935: Camp cost was raised to $8 1938: New Recreational Hall (Craft Hall) was added by National Youth Administration 1943: Enrollments were the highest ever with 204 attendees 1948: The cost for a single meal at camp was only $0.33 with 188 campers overall 1952: Archery was added to the class list 1960: Schoharie County 4-H members joined, as there was no camp in their county 1961: Camp fee rose to $ l: A new dining hall, units 1 and 2, and a staff house were brought to campus from Delhi Tech 1964: The tradition of a Wednesday night Barbeque was begun 1975: Camp transitioned to a co-ed place 1977: Shankitunk celebrated its 50th anniversary, and a new Rec Hall was built by the Walton National Guard and dedicated to John Lennox 1982: Camp fee rose again, to $60 per week 1985: A fifth week was added to the schedule 1988: The Rice Hall was dedicated to Jim Rice 1991: Camp fee was brought up to $100 per week 1998: Advanced Backpacking was offered as a class 1999: Gladstone Science Center was opened 2002: Shankitunk celebrated its 75th anniversary 2005: Camp fee was raised to $200 per week 2010: Wilderness Survival was added as a class 2012: Day camp was added, and a new Craft Hall was finished

8 Riddles Q: A woman shoots, drowns, then hangs her husband, then an hour later goes out to dinner. How? Q: A woman starts at home, runs takes a left, runs takes a left, runs takes a left, gets back home and there is a man in a mask. Who is he? Q: The man who makes it, doesn t want it. The man who wants it, doesn t need it. The man who uses it, doesn t see it. What is it? Q: A man is trapped in a concrete room with no windows or doors. He is trapped in the room for 10 years but still survives. The only objects in the room are a calendar and a bed. How does he survive? Q: On Sunday a woman s husband is killed in their mansion. The wife is nowhere to be seen and the suspects include the wife, the butler, the mailman and the cook. Who killed the husband?

9 Riddles Q: $100 is inside a glass bottle, with a cork in it. You cannot take out the cork or break the bottle. How do you get the money out? Q: A man lies face down in the middle of a field with a pack on his back and a ring on his finger. How did he die? Q: A man cuts down live trees, and plants dead trees to protect his family. What does he do?

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11 Newspaper Staff!! 4-H Camp Shankitunk 2420 Arbor Hill Road Delhi, NY Owned by Delaware County and Operated by Cornell Cooperative Extension of Delaware County